15 Worst Haircuts in Football

8. The Whole Bromley Team

In November 2011, someone had the bright idea to use player's noggins for advertising. For the first round of the FA cup, Bromley faced Leyton Orient, and each player got a custom QR (quick response) code shaved into the back of their heads. The code could then be scanned by a smart phone, which would then take them to a betting website. It is unknown how the players heads were scanned while they were running about or if any one even bothered. Also they decided to get Stylist Daniel Johnson to come do the shaving. Johnson being the 'stylist' of Wayne Rooney as well as others, although I'm not sure Wayne Rooney should be top of your accolades if you're a hairdresser. Needless to say Leyton Orient tonked them 3 nil.

7. Jason Lee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8HIoaM99Xs The human pineapple Jason Lee is fifth on the list. Seen here with the tropical fruit cut on his head. At 41 years old Lee still players and is player/manager at Boston United. The tied up dreadlocks in the shape of a pineapple really shot Lee to stardom, rather than is on field talent. According to report, the nickname "Pineapple Head" was created on a football chat show, and caused melodic abuse from fans. The most famous chant being -- "He's got a pineapple, on his head, he's got a pineapple, on his head!" (to the tune of 'He's got the whole world in his hands'). Soon after he pruned off his vegetative hairstyle.

6. Marouane Chamakh

Arsene Wenger sure likes shoddy haircuts. Another Arsenal squad member on the list, Chamakh has played for the London club since 2010 and is also a member of the Moroccan International team. His pre-match routine of dunking his mullet in a barrel of oil could interest personal sponsors. Shell? BP? ...Anyone?

5. Roberto Baggio

One of the best and most loved footballers, Roberto Baggio played for the biggest clubs in Italy as well 56 appearances for the national team and 27 goals. He is the only Italia player to have scored in 3 world cups, and has scored over 300 career goals.Being the legend that he is does not excuse him from this list though. The Davy-Crockett-raccoon-hat hairstyle is 5th on the lineup.
 
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Greg Hall is an Englishman in New Zealand. But doesn't like his toast done on only one side. He loves football, and will probably write in a extreme bias towards Newcastle United. But overall he is just a boy, writing in front of the world asking it to love him. Follow me on twitter @jgreghall