Euro 2012: Republic of Ireland Will Be The Kings of Europe

Final

And the moment Irish fans have been waiting for. A few victories has allowed the country to regain financial prosperity. The Celtic Tiger is roaring once again. Everyone in Ireland has a swimming pool and a jeep that emits too much carbon. Everyone is meeting in their local park to watch a giant black and white television. The whole country stands with a hot bag of chips and everyone is hammered. All is well. But there is still another game to play. One final match that will change the face of football for ever. It could be the Spanish from before. It could be one of those tournament favourites from the semis. Though, they could be beaten easily. Then again it could, in theory, be the English. England versus Ireland. Euro 2012 final. That would be a quality match. One that both countries would embrace, and one that would be better for world football than some rubbish Spain vs Holland match. Who wants that again? It was part pub football match, part kung-fu movie. Utter rubbish. And it would also decide the golden boot. Walters versus Rooney. The face off to end all face-off. Rooney to score two. Walters to score three. Left foot. Right foot. Header. All from his own half. Ireland to win 3-2. Trap gets a knighthood. Walters is given Cork for his services to football. And Jedward have been deported for good. What a fitting end to the greatest and most memorable tournament of all time. Then again, we could face the French€
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