2. Landon Donovan
Another natural blue in an unnatural colour, the U.S.A national team captain commands a cult respect at Everton. Seamlessly fitting into the traditional work ethic and playing an thrilling, scientific football, he's a time machine away from doing keepy-uppies with Alex Young. A permanent move to the Premier League would sever ties with vital sponsorships though and a month-long-soiree may be the best that Everton can hope for.