Every Premier League 2020/21 Home Kit Ranked!

5. Manchester City

2021 KITS
Puma

Man City had a 'nightmare' season: they only accrued 81 points, scored just 102 league goals, and may concluded the campaign with just a League Cup. They did trounce CAS courtesy of their time-barred records however, and we all know the financial rewards of that are worth more than any poxy silverware.

Were it not for a glass jaw fatally exposed upon the counter-attack, the Citizens may have had a decent year. Bit odd they've chosen to reference their one weakness in their new, ultra sky-blue home shirt, then. What's that? Manchester's northern quarter mosaics? But that suggests the Man City project has any connection whatsoever to the historical, local club that once existed in Eastlands, and isn't some despicable, parasitised tendril of a nation state...

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.