Every Premier League 2020/21 Home Kit Ranked!

18. Spurs

2021 KITS
Nike

For much of his eight month White Hart Lane tenure, Jose Mourinho's Tottenham side have been indecipherable, an often bereft series of unconnected dots which somehow bludgeoned their way to results. However, something like clarity has begun to form post-lockdown, as Spurs ended the season strongly, if not necessarily stylishly.

The same cannot be said for their new chimerical kit - besides the lack of style. Supposedly featuring a pattern which 'reinterprets graphics of old shirts', in practice it's a hideous, jumbled mess straight out of Dr. Frankenstein's wardrobe. Dare to do? Dare to don't might have been better with this one.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.