18. Aston Villa
"Hiya mum, it's Tyrone. Can you pick me up from Witton train station? I'm in my full kit, and I look like a right w*nker." Aston Villa were eventually relegated from the Premier League three years ago, having lingered like a foisty damp smell for the better part of the 2010s. Their new and tedious kit makes it feel as though they never left.