Why Arsenal's World Cup Record Just Got Broken

5. Kevin De Bruyne (Belgium)

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City's midfield maestro is a very simple man off the field. He only purchased his first car in 2015, having relied on company vehicles up to that point, and indulges in baking and nature documentaries between matches. On it, he's a complex creative genius, posing elaborately confounding questions few defenders have an answer for. He's set to turn 11 years old this June.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.