10 Disturbing Times WWE Flirted With Romance Angles

6. Paul Burchill Wants To Bang His Sister

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Do you ever have a nagging thought that never truly goes away, something that isn't really practical to do?

Perhaps you wish to emigrate to some distant land, but you have certain obligations that make it impossible. Or maybe you want to undertake a grand project, like restoring a classic car, but can never find the time outside of the idle thought.

Vince McMahon - you guessed it! - always wanted not to finally build his model train set, but to run an incest angle.

The latest and hopefully last attempt saw Paul Burchill and his sister Katie Lea get a little too close for comfort. Acting as his valet in the mid-2000s, Katie Lea introduced Paul by placing her hands on his abs and calling him "the most brutal, vicious, and most beautiful man of all, my big brother Paul".

She paused before saying the word "Paul" with a lascivious look on her face, which was meant to imply "He drills me raw every night".

She said that all she ever wanted was to watch her brother inflict pain on others, to which he said "Whatever my little sister wants, she gets".

They're talking about his big British spotted dick, guv'nor! Cor blimey!

 
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