10 Things Vince McMahon Has In Common With A Small Child

1. He Doesn't Get Boundaries

Vince McMahon Is A Child
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Kids don't understand boundaries; parents must set them.

Again, they think they rule the world and can do whatever they like in it because they lack impulse control, biologically, and have next to zero understanding of how the world actually works. This is all for their protection and innocence - you don't want to tell them that it's all going to go to hell for them one way or another - but at some point, they have to learn.

They have to learn that they can't run amok and do whatever they want.

They can't interrupt people when they are talking; they must learn to listen and wait their turn so that they can grasp respectful dialogue and empathy.

They can't or shouldn't be nasty and reduce everybody around them when their expectations are not met.

They can't take things that don't belong to them or do things that their fellow human beings are uncomfortable with.

Similarly, Vince McMahon [heavily redacted].

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