10 Weirdest Abandoned WWE Moments
3. Mojo Rawley Faces Up To The Man In The Mirror
For weeks, Mojo Rawley remonstrated with himself in a mirror.
From high school to the NFL to Wall Street, it was all about being part of the team. Forget the team! he roared in February - yes! - 2019. It was about time Mojo Rawley started to focus on Mojo Rawley. He laughed maniacally as he stumbled upon this epiphany.
Forget teaming with Zack Ryder! he continued. Forget staying hyped and staying focused, which Wikipedia has just reminded me is something I said in late 2018, though that could very easily be made up! he followed.
And for Christ's sake Mojo, stop violently humping mid-air! It might be too f*cking hot to resist, but it's very off-putting!
He descended further into madness on April 8, having watched WrestleMania 35 and reached his limit. It lasted 14 hours, so we all did - but Mojo was particularly aggrieved at not appearing on the card. Where were you, he asked himself, before smashing the mirror and revealing his not-bad Luna Vachon cosplay.
Did it go anywhere, and did it work?
Search 'Mojo Rawley mirror' into YouTube, and the third result yielded is 'Kevin Owens unloads on Mojo Rawley with steel pipe', and then, in the suggested algorithm, an interview clip with Chris Van Vliet entitled 'I painted my face like an idiot for nothing'.