10 Wildest Wrestling Urban Legends

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Wrestling fans are outwardly, overwhelmingly horny.

Too bloody horny, if anything; some fans on main practically got it out for Alexa Bliss last year, and she was dressing up as a young child. This isn't a controversial, widely-rejected theory. To prove that, here's some supporting evidence. Log on to YouTube. Type in the names of any two female performers that WWE promoted before they pretended that they didn't think women weren't things. Any names. Then scan the comments. Go on.

Try, say, 'Dawn Marie' and 'Nidia'.

The first pirated result is 'Divas Bikini Contest (Torrie Wilson, Sable, Dawn Marie & Nidia): SmackDown, April 24, 2003'.

Some selected comments:

"I love you Sable," writes Raven Delavano. That's not too bad.

"Sable is hot," writes Joseph Aguon. "She knows how to get man thriving on her heels." Steady on now, Joe. We're reaching the point where you're becoming too erect to form coherent sentences.

Manuel Seminario has a question: "Raise your hand if you spanked one out to these divas and sometimes Stephanie McMahon."

Manuel, Manuel. Calm down. Molest yourself at your discretion. This isn't a census lol. You don't have to go on record with the subject of your fantasies.

The sheer engorged desire for total bullsh*t to actually happen drove certain schoolyard urban legends pertaining to WWF/E video games - which is how you arrived at your friend's insistence that he unlocked a naked, pixelated Sable by winning the European Title 20 times on WWF Attitude for the PS1.

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