10 WWE Questions You Most Want Answered (Sept 22)
5. Which Three Wrestlers Would You Most Like To Be Cast In A Hardware Store-Based Sitcom With?
Thanks to Adam Blampied for this charming question. After much deliberation, I've decided to choose Bob 'Hardcore' Holly as the grumpy store owner (with a heart of gold). I'm his well-meaning employee, just trying to scrape enough money together for college.
I'd also have Tajiri as our bumbling janitor/security guard who constantly messes stuff up, but kicks ass when the time is right (such as the infamous burglary episode).
Rounding out the cast is Dolph Ziggler, snobby rich kid whose parents forced him to get a summer job. He's basically my rival. We have a battle of the bands in one episode and it's totally sweet.
The show would be called The World Wrestling Shederation.