13 Ups & 5 Downs From AEW All Out
7. Pockets Full
Speaking of Cornette bait, here's Orange Cassidy!
'Freshly Squeezed' showed up after the Dark Order vs. Best Friends, with the Creepers carrying Trent? away from the ring. The lights cut out. Cue: the predictable big pop, and the noise only increased when they flashed back on, revealing the denim-clad Cassidy in the ring.
Rather than peppering Creepers with slow-motion kicks, Orange went for his awesome, hands-in-pockets suicide dive, taking the whole pile of Baby Craters out. The sunglasses stayed on. Then, he got back inside, kipped up... and the sunglasses stayed on. What's his secret?!
Chuck Taylor and Beretta embraced The King of Slow Style after, hinting at a new alliance. Anyone averse to Cassidy's comedic styles probably coughed up a hairball, but hey, your writer popped hard.