1. Little Stone Cold
At least the lawn gnomes were cheap. Still, if you're a aesthete of true crap with a spare $110 laying around, there's no greater conversation piece than Little Stone Cold, a porcelain baby doll (not to be confused with Nickla Roberts) dressed up just like his "hero," Stone Cold Steve Austin. Put out by collectible manufacturer Danbury Mint, the horrifying ornament represents the absolute nadir in WWE's merchandising efforts. To be fair, though, however many they sold was more than they should have. Apparently (and just like with the soap), a version with The Rock was also produced - it was Little Stone Cold, though, that got the privilege of those classy TV Guide inset ads.