8. Sprite With Sting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiC_FVYSr3I We
talked about this one before. Why Sting? Why Sprite? What sense does any of this make? It doesn't, really, which seems to pretty much be the entire point. Absurd humor is the order of the day as a wrestler- in this case, Sting, though really any other would do just as well- appears to ruin this kid's day... er, we mean, "grant this kid's wish," as per the terms of the faux Make-a-Wish Foundation-turned-contest. The point is that there are no winners here, only losers- unless you're Sprite, whose oddball antics and refreshing taste clearly brainwash children into thinking they can do stupid and ridiculous things. But unless they can offer Sprite through a drip in the hospital, perhaps obliterating their customers doesn't make them a winner, either.