30 Surprising WWE Facts You Probably Didn't Know

Eldest son of Puerto Rico’s premier wrestling family, Carlos ‘Carly’ Colón worked in the WWE under the diminutive nickname ‘Carlito’ from 2003 to 2010, and was a mainstay of the middle of the midcard for the majority of that time.

Never taken entirely seriously as a performer by the company or their fans, Carlito didn’t distinguish himself from the pack. Despite this, he had probably the longest-running feud in the company’s history with the main event heel stable Evolution.

Kind of. At three consecutive Unforgiven pay-per-views, Carlito ended up facing a different member of Evolution, losing at every turn. He stared at the lights for Ric Flair in 2005 and Randy Orton in 2006, and was handily beaten up by Triple H at Unforgiven in 2007.

Sadly, Carlito never had the chance to take on Batista to complete the set. Who knows, maybe this time he’d have come out on to--- no, no. Big Dave would have turned him into broken biscuits and given him to the Girl Scouts to sell on street corners.