6 Crazy Stories Told By Jake Roberts On Piper's Pit

1. Ribbing Wars With The British Bulldogs

Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid's affinity for ribbing their fellow wrestlers is well documented, and they were notable for taking it too far and crossing over from humor into cruelty. For a time, the tag team was accompanied to the ring by their english bulldog, Matilda. As a matter of fact, there were all kinds of animals running around the WWE at the time - Matilda, Damien, Koko B' Ware's parrot, Frankie and Ricky Steamboat's kimodo dragon. The Bulldogs used to take lit cigarettes and toss them into the snake's bag to anger it so it was difficult for Jake to deal with when he got out to the ring. It's clear there's no love lost on Jake's end, as he calls the deceased Davey Boy a "d*ck", a "sh*t creator" and :a real piece of sh*t." In retaliation for their treatment of his snake, Jake fed Matilda multiple chilli dogs covered in Ex-Lax, timing it so that the dog's bowel difficulties would unleash by the time they got back to their hotel. But the Bulldogs couldn't be bothered to take Matilda outside to use the bathroom because they had to hit the bar. Roberts goes over to their room and pounds on the door every few minutes, and every time he does the poor pup unloads a torrent of hershey squirts that no pooper scooper would ever be able to clean up.
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