As 2006's chosen Playboy WWE Diva, Candice Michelle took on former centrefold Torrie Wilson in another atrocious affair in between actual main events. It was, at this point, the devastating norm.
Half the crowd took toilet breaks whilst Torrie and Candice gamely tried to make a f*cking pillow fight look physically competitive, with the two battling over around a branded bed planted in the middle of the ring.
Things rapidly turned south when Wilson brought her pet dog into the ring to rub its a*se on Candice's face, before both were stripped to their underwear for some lousy highspots. Torrie, in a finish later cribbed by Daniel Bryan and The Miz, scored the win with a roll-up.
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