9 Wrestling Stipulations That Are Better Than Getting Fired

At least these stipulations actually make sense.

It was revealed on the November 19th/22nd edition of SmackDown that (SPOILERS!) if John Cena's 5-man Survivor Series team loses, they will all be fired (insert dramatic music here). However, given the past history of 'firing' storylines, the match is no longer believable in that either team could win. Basically two possible scenarios could unfold: Team Cena wins, signaling the end of the Authority; or Team Authority wins, and team Cena is fired, only to be re-hired shortly afterwards, with no mention of this stipulation ever existing in the first place. It is, without doubt, one of the stupidest and least believable stipulations possible. Even the youngest fans are smart enough to realize that a WWE without Cena is like a car without its front wheels. Therefore, instead of using the 'firing' stipulation, here are 9 alternative stipulations that the WWE could've used instead. These could've been applied to either the entire group, or to specific members. Either way, they would've made for more compelling programming than having to listen to Stephanie mimic her father's famous words. Many of these entries will be based on the assumption that Team Authority wins at Survivor Series, or on the possibility of Team Cena failing. Even though the Pay-Per-View is this upcoming Sunday, the stipulation could be very well-hyped to add some drama to the match. In any case, the following nine stipulations all would€™ve been better choices than getting fired.
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Alexander Podgorski is a writer for WhatCulture that has been a fan of professional wrestling since he was 8 years old. He loves all kinds of wrestling, from WWE and sports entertainment, to puroresu in Japan. He holds a Bachelor of Arts degree from Queen's University in Political Studies and French, and a Master's Degree in Public Administration. He speaks English, French, Polish, a bit of German, and knows some odd words and phrases in half a dozen other languages.