Enzo Amore Appears On 205 Live

The 'Certified G' gets a bona-fide relegation.

by Benjamin Richardson

It's been a busy week for everybody's favourite talking turkey from New Jersey.

At SummerSlam, the 'Smacktalker Skywalker' fulfilled the promise of his nickname by being suspended in a shark cage, only to grease his way out and eat a boot to the face from Big Cass. This past week on Raw, the pair faced off again, with Amore's in-ring incompetence somehow transferring to Cass by osmosis, as the budget Test unfortunately suffered a nasty knee injury after an awkwardly landing to the outside.

Last night, Amore clocked on for the third night in a row when he made his widely expected debut on 205 Live, interrupting champion Neville to announce his incoming malignance by declaring the purple brand the "realest show in the room."

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According to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer, the 'Realest Guy in the Room' is considered the realest wally in the room by WWE's upper management, with reports suggesting Amore is being kept as far away from Vince McMahon as possible. Additionally, it's also believed 'Jersey's Finest' is not exactly a popular presence backstage, with Roman Reigns said to have acted as an impromptu bus conductor in response to Enzo's behaviour on the group's transport. Who could have imagined?

There's quite the chasm between Enzo and Neville's in-ring aptitude, but at the very least the 'Michael Jordan of Jargon' should be a suitable foil on the mic for the terrific Geordie. And if anyone can drag a great match from Enzo, it's the current cruiserweight champ.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.