The one half of puntastic pair 'Well Dunn' Timothy Well ditched his bowtie and got serious for Royal Rumble '95. He needn't have bothered: he was ejected by The British Bulldog in just 23 seconds.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.
