Kenny Dykstra vowed to become "the youngest ever Royal Rumble winner." That dream went the way of the dodo, but who knows, someday he might have the chance to become the oldest ever Royal Rumble winner. Don't hold your breath.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.
