After months of teasing the fans, WWE finally gave us exactly what we wanted, no, demanded: Brad Maddox on TV for five seconds. Will it lead to anything? No, probably not, but it was nice to see him again. Now he will most likely leave our lives once again, and re-emerge six months from now in the background of a Santino sketch. Let's hand out some quick worst awards for fun! First up: The winner for the announcer who pays the least amount of attention goes to...Booker T for asking Have you ever seen a flying Samoan? Why yes, yes we have. Their names are The Usos and we see them every single week. The worst bookers in the world go to WWE creative for giving us two Big Show matches in one week, and the worst promoting tactic goes to TNA for their live Tweets special. Sure, it was recorded weeks ago, but you could actually read in real time hard hitting analysis like some random dude referring to the Knockouts division as saucey. In other news, Dolph Ziggler seems to have forgot why he called Daniel Bryan a turd a few weeks ago after deciding to tag with him this week. Mr. Anderson also accused Ethan Carter of having the world's smallest weiner. I smell a new Austin/McMahon rivalry with that one! Well before that happens, let's talk about the wrestling promotions that gravity (and logic) forgot with the worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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