Its Christmas time in McMahon land. Were we on his nice list this year? It doesnt feel that way, because we were gifted with The Slammy Awards, which is pretty much the worst thing you can give someone. Would you give a Slammy to your grandma? No, you wouldnt, because you care about her. With hundreds of thousands of fans leaving WWE's product this year, why is Vince taking it out on the ones who have stuck around? Elsewhere in the wrestling world, TNA moved on from their old flame Destination America, who dumped them, and has now started a courtship with a new network, which will also most likely end in rejection, shame and a bit of crying. In the Doing the best to please your boss moment of the week, HHH vs. Sting was nominated for a Slammy Award for match of the year. Hope somebody got a nice Christmas bonus for that lie. Well, all that excitement from Romans win is already gone. It's amazing what one painful three hour sham award show can do for momentum. But lets not waste anymore time though. Lets celebrate the holiday season as we Helluva Kick our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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