This week in the world of wrestling, The Undertaker returned to WWE, Tigre Uno addressed Donald Trump and Global Force Wrestling kicked off their first set of tapings. But the Babe Ruth of wrestling has stolen the headlines with offensive comments he made years ago after having sex with his former best friends wife. The first lesson to be learned is to not be a racist idiot. The second lesson is to never befriend a man named Bubba The Love Sponge. For reason number 7,412 on why the three hour Raws need to die, this week we had to watch Booker T, Billy Gunn and Lita tell us what they thought about Jake Gyllenhaal's training habits for the upcoming movie Southpaw. This is wrestling! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap* Good thing they re-played that on SmackDown too. WWE decided to do Battleground on the cheap this year, as they re-used the graphics from the 2013 show! How could you tell? Because it had the date from the October edition from two years ago on the screen! The worst line of the week also comes from Battleground when Michael Cole declaredBrie Bella is mortal! He wasn't serious...was he? Lets not waste any more time. Dont you dare be sour, put your hands together and clap for WWE and TNAs worst of the week and feel the power!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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