WrestleMania 31 is almost upon us. Can you feel the excitement? Yeah, me neither. Sure, we can dream of Daniel Bryan vs. Brock Lesnar and Undertaker vs. Sting with The Streak still intact, but well just have to settle for Kane and The Big Show arguing over who can more easily be thrown over the top rope in a battle royal. This week in wrestling we saw Randy Orton beat up some security guards who were just doing their job. We witnessed director Max Landis describe why we love wrestling more effectively in 24 minutes in his Wrestling isnt Wrestling video than WWE has in the past 24 years. Booker T informed us that women dont like each other, and the master of being an architect guy, Seth Rollins, spent a week creating a master plan that Orton easily could have escaped from if he'd even simply walked away. Due to a DVR mishap, I was unable to watch TNA on Friday, so unfortunately, no slides this week. Dont worry, though, WWE had plenty of contenders to make up for it. So like the Olympic gold medalist himself, its time to recite your three Is and Angle Slam our way through the worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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