This week in wrestling left us with a lot of questions. For example, does JBL know that The Daily Show airs on Comedy Central and not The Comedy Channel? Does Dolph Ziggler realize that referring to himself as good looking isnt an endearing babyface trait? And how do people continually keep stealing The Undertakers urn? Youd think after the second or third time that thing was taken hed buy a safe to keep it in. Sometimes, I just want WWE to at least pretend that other wrestling companies that they don't own exist. On Raw, HHH questioned Booker T why Sting didnt show up in WWE sooner. If only he had responded Because we were in The Main Event Mafia together sucka! Its not like Booker T and Sting played different roles in TNA, they were the same guys they were in WCW. All Hunter needed was to check Wikipedia. But well just continue to pretend that Sting sat in his basement for 13 years watching Threes Company reruns. In other news this week, Kane made a Mens Warehouse joke, Alex Riley decided to quit his mediocre announcing career to resume his mediocre wrestling career, and the three biggest WrestleMania matches continued to only have only one-half of the people in the match show up on TV. Somehow, that wasnt the bottom of the barrel. So cup your hand to your ear, rip off your favorite AxelMania shirt, and lets get ready to Guillotine Legdrop our way through the worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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