Another week, another lousy Raw, and another terrible 2.3 rating! Why won't something give? WWE is firmly entrenched in the idea that Kane in a pair of slacks, and Seth Rollins are going to turn this thing around. Kevin Owens didnt light the world on fire fast enough, so they dropped him down the card. Maybe when hes 48-years-old and has a cushy corporate gig like Glen Jacobs, theyll make him a top guy again. Well, the most confusing wrestling statement of the week goes to SmackDown announcer Rich Brennan, who exclaimed Speaking of perfect, Charlotte is trying to keep her record perfect! Rich, uh...she was was just pinned on Monday in a tag match. Or do those not count? How about the time Natalya beat her on her Raw debut? This weeks biggest question is: When did Dolph Ziggler became a non-sleazeball? On SmackDown, Summer Rae tried to get together with him. This makes sense, because he bought her earrings just a few weeks ago. Now he says when it comes to being used, he doesnt play that game. But...isnt that how his whole relationship with Lana started in the first place? He even admitted it when they started having real feelings for each other! But lets not waste anymore time trying to sort that nonsense out. Pull down your shoulder straps everyone, and lets Big Ending our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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