WWE Fastlane 2019: Star Ratings For All 10 Matches
5. Samoa Joe Vs. Andrade Vs. R-Truth Vs. Rey Mysterio - United States Title Match
Not quite as good as last week’s TV thriller of an original, this still delivered big on its promise of assured drama.
It was loaded with some gorgeous-looking, hard-hitting pro wrestling action; if Rey Mysterio continues to deliver such propulsive, high-flying performances, as he ages backwards, we’re gonna need a new meme. At this awesome rate, he is about four years away from smashing Dave Meltzer’s rating scale on every episode of SmackDown. He once again starred in exchanges with Andrade—exchanges that, unlike the spotty Triple Threat tag, wrapped genuine psychology up in its scintillating fabric.
With Rey and Andrade too wrapped up in their personal, ostentatious pissing content, and the similarly evergreen R-Truth much too content to piss about with his John Cena tribute act—much like his idol!—Samoa Joe, in killer form, rearranged the moving pieces to his monstrous liking.
The finish was awesome, too; Joe effectively grabbed Mysterio like he was setting up for a Mortal Kombat fatality—a babality, in the case of Rey ‘Benjamin Button’ Mysterio—and choked him out.
Great stuff.
Star Rating: ***3/4