WWE Royal Rumble 2017: Predicting All 30 Entrants

24. Curt Hawkins

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Every Royal Rumble match needs a handful of geeks, and Curt Hawkins is a prime candidate to be next year's Bushwhacker Luke/Santino Marella.

The former Tag Team Champion hasn't had much luck on SmackDown, and seems tailor-made for this spot. He can stroll down the aisle with his pimp cane, tell everyone in the ring to "face the facts," then get thrown-out before he has a chance to throw a single punch. Easy.

Odds of Winning: None.

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