WWE Royal Rumble 2018 Results Predictions

4. It's Obviously Brock Lesnar

RR Results Predictions
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Without putting too fine a point on it, some analysts have been a mite dim when it comes to Kane's involvement in this programme. Any time he has been presented as 'strong' on recent WWE programming, it has been misinterpreted as a worrying sign that the Big Rusty Machine is about to have one last go at playing champ. Even though this contradicts every single technique in the company's four page playbook which dictates that anyone in a position of strength on TV will definitely definitely lose come the big show.

Hey, maybe Kane will emerge with a matching new belt, before going on to face Rumble winner The Undertaker at WrestleMania in a match ending with both vanishing in a puff of smoke. Or Brock Lesnar will win, because we know he is.

Prediction: Save a swerve for sake of swerving, it's Lesnar's all the way.

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