WWE TLC 2019: 7 Results Predictions

1. Corbin Suffers Embarrassing Defeat

TLC 2019 Results Predics
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Is it too early and too raw to joke about Corb(y)n staring down the barrel of another drastic and humiliating defeat? Probably, though we're afraid that's going to happen again this Sunday (although admittedly, we're not actually too fussed in this case).

Yes, there'll be more dog food. There'll probably be dog collars. Hopefully, there won't be dog dirt. It feels as though this angle has transpired for about ten dog years, and though the stipulation means it has a realistic chance of turning out to be the dog's b*llocks, with any luck it'll be put to sleep tonight. The way that happens is with a Roman Reigns victory, and the end of Corbin's inexplicable 2019 run as a WWE headliner within their most talented roster ever.

Prediction: The Big Dog's bite is worse than his bark.

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