5 Parts Of Being A Superhero You Might Not Have Considered

superhero Congratulations! You€™ve just acquired the means to become a superhero! Maybe you€™ve been bitten by a radioactive mosquito, maybe you found a magical artifact that grants powers, maybe you€™ve hit the lottery and can finally fund that vigilante career you€™ve always dreamed of having! Either way, here are some things to consider before you get out there.

5. Ditching Civilian Clothes (and Getting Them Back)

spiderman Trouble strikes. Your spouse has been captured by your arch enemy and there€™s no time to lose! So you ditch your clothes in an alley and head off to the rescue. That€™s all well and good. But how about five hours from now when the crisis has been averted and the villain is in jail? Do you remember where you left your stuff? If you don€™t remember the exact place you were when you took them off (and you probably won€™t because you were more concerned with fighting evil than making mental notes), now you have to search all the alleys in the general area you left from. You€™re probably tired and maybe even injured, but your wallet and cellphone were in your pants pockets. You could wait until tomorrow, but chances are some homeless person will find them, sell your more valuable possessions and keep the clothes for his or herself.
 
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Trevor Gentry-Birnbaum spends most of his time sitting around and thinking about things that don't matter.