5. Troll 2 (1990)
There are many things one can say about Troll 2. Such as the fact that there aren't any trolls in it, and its title was made in an attempt to cash in on the completely unrelated film Troll. Or the fact that the director and crew were Italian, while the actors were American, which meant that no one could understand what was going on while they were working from a script that already made no sense whatsoever. Or that said cast had no acting experience, the lead being played by a small town dentist. Or... you know what? Just sit back and behold: http://youtu.be/zqiucizG4hk http://youtu.be/x38f4SYI4xo http://youtu.be/ut2PPbnb0ZA http://youtu.be/W6yBv9cu0U8 http://youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4