10 More Mismatched Movie Enemies

1. Peter, Michael, and Samir vs. Printer (Office Space)


It€™s a printer. What more do you want? It€™s a clunky piece of machinery that is the absolute bane of Michael Bolton, Peter Gibbons, and Samir Nagheenanajar€™s existence. We as mankind are capable of walking on the moon, swimming underwater with the greatest of threats, and yet we can€™t get a printer to cooperate with us. Who hasn€™t been in this situation where you need to remind yourself that you are smarter than the inanimate object? Who hasn€™t wanted to take that inanimate object and give it the thrashing of a life time while our beloved Geto Boys cheer the anthem of €œDie Motherfucker Die€ somewhere in the background? Think about that thing: the office€™s coffee machine, the flaky wi-fi service, the iphone that keeps forcing you to reset your password even though you€™ve reset it five times already. Get angry, let the hate flow through you, because now maybe you can begin to see and begin to heal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLk-3HPS12Q Michael Bolton is the hero inside all of us, kicking, stomping, crushing, smashing, and dancing on the ashes of that damn printer. It€™s a piece of machine, you may say so smug, what does it matter if it works or not? That€™s not the Michael Bolton way of thinking, that€™s the sound of someone denying that machines are evil and that if we don€™t stop them now they will soon be able to side-step our baseball bats and crush us like we want to crush them. Don€™t be a denier, be a Bolton.

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