Can you imagine how many movie characters that have been created by now, in over one hundred years of cinema history? Too many to ever feasibly count, that’s for sure. And amongst this almost infinite roster of fabricated lives, we’ve got heroes, villains, jesters and jokers, bad people, sick people, funny people, rich people and poor people – all living out their two hour lives on repeat, whenever the DVD is inserted into a slot somewhere.
But then we have the douche bags. Those characters that, for whatever reason, display undesirable qualities that, if we encountered them in real life, we’d think to ourselves; ‘god, that person is such a universal douche’.
The funny thing about douche bag movie characters is that they can be any of the aforementioned character types. They can be heroes or villains, they can be funny, or sociopathic, or terminally ill, impoverished or exceedingly wealthy. Basically, just because a character might be considered a complete dick within the confines of our reality, in the realms of a movie, they might still be just as admirable as even the most straight-laced hero type.
So here are ten of those movie douchebags, that we just couldn’t help loving. Because sometimes in life, being a douche is the only way to get shit done.
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11 Comments
Funny stuff! I don’t think I agree that Martin Riggs is a douchebag, though. He’s freakin’ awesome, Stu.
Good list Stu, I’d add Paulie from the Rocky series on here and Will Ferrell in pretty much every film he’s been in!
Jakes Blues?
I also remembered Jack Burton from Big Trouble In Little China. He’s like the ultimate movie douchebag. Thinks he’s the best hero in town but doesn’t do a thing.
you forget Chris Pine’s Captain Kirk, total douchebag and should have never been given the command of a garbage scow let alone Enterprise, but you all seem to love him.
Peter Venkman and Jack Burton both got honorable mentions, but I regret leaving them out. Now that I think back, most of my favourite characters are douchbags; I could quite easily fill another list like this.
I didn’t see Detective McClane here. I mean Bruce Willis is a great douche in that role.
No Jack Sparrow? Seems Legit…
Gonna have to agree with most of them…MOST of them. Han Solo is not a douche!! A) because he shot Greedo point blank (and he shot first I might add!). B) His alter ego is Indiana Jones, I mean COME ON!!! My second disagreement, Tallahassee, although true you would never be able to hang with him in real life, his one liners are priceless. When’s the last time YOU went twenty toes?? And as an honorable mention, anyone, and I mean ANYONE who has a truck called The Porkchop Express by default cannot be a douche!!! Scooter out!
Agreed
bill murray–groundhog day