4. Bullitt (East Germany)
Have you ever seen
Bullitt? You know, the Steve McQueen movie with all those awesome car chase sequences set around San Francisco? Uh-huh. If you stumbled into the movie theatre on a rainy day and happened to glance around the lobby trying to find a movie to pass the time, how would you know that - hidden beneath this insane slice of visual media - there was an
awesome car chase movie just a few feet away? You wouldn't: you'd think you'd fallen over and broke your brain open. I mean, is that supposed to be McQueen? Why does this look like the cover for a strange, absurdist magazine? Better still, why does he look like he's being hypnotised? Was it the dog from the
Cujo poster? Probably, because that's the level of logic we're working with right now.