Apologies in advance... It's time to lower the tone in the name of entertainment! Everyone loves a bit of visual toilet humour, right!? Well, maybe, but regardless of our feelings towards it, it won't go away. Movies are still filled with far jokes and bodily fluids spilling left, right and centre. So, for a few minutes, let's just roll with it. Embrace it. Celebrate it, even. I know that an awful lot of snuff movies and video nasties have disgusting scenes of this nature, but here we'll be focusing on more commercial movies, proving that even mainstream stuff can be vile. Here are fifteen vile scenes involving bodily substances (other than blood)...
15. How To Milk (And Drink) A Horse (Jackass Number Two)
The Jackass crew are known for their dirty tricks, but this was a new level of sick. At a horse ranch, the gang learn how to 'milk' a horse (of its semen, just to clarify) by allowing a stallion to mount a mare and quickly putting a fake horse vagina in place of the real one. All goes to plan and the stallion... (ugh) fills the fake horse vagina with its semen, which is fine - it's an every day procedure. What
isn't fine is what happens next. Chris "Party Boy" Pontius takes a sample of the horse semen and takes a big gulp of it - swallowing some, nonetheless - while the rest of the crew almost vomit, prompting Pontius to admit that he's ashamed of himself - something that really never happens to the Jackass boys.