Is there a more underappreciated and mistreated player in the Premier League? Jose Mourinho's inexplicable bête noir struggled to earn his boss' trust last season, the loss of form consequently causing him to miss out on France's World Cup triumph.
Martial was ridiculously disciplined for spending time with his new born son in pre-season, and the exit door invitingly beckons. Somehow, in spite of his Old Trafford travails, he's been boosted a point.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.