GTA V: 10 Life Lessons Grand Theft Auto Has Taught Us
Grand Theft Auto has always been there to guide us and give us valuable life lessons. Here's 10 of the best...
Whilst the lonely, bile filled world of the blogosphere goes into melt down over guessing what could and could not happen in GTA 5, I thought I would take a wistful view back through the franchise's finer, morally upstanding points for which has aided guide young minds into a better tomorrow. Whether it be its honing of our ability to use chainsaws as a tool of threatening, or shatter our faith in the legal system as a corrupt bag of money grabbing thieves, Grand Theft Auto has always been there to guide us and give us valuable life lessons. Here are 10 of the best... Disclaimer: In the process of jokingly arguing that all of these things are valuable lessons for humanity to have I take on the persona of having done all of this, I havent. Call off the Police Investigation.
1. Driving Laws Only Get You There Slower
How GTA taught us this: Long gone were the days of sitting behind people who did 23 in a 40mph zone once GTA unlocked the world of speeding, driving on the pavement, driving on the wrong side of the road and driving over old people. I will admit, for my introduction I used to drive within the lines and behind other cars in a morally upstanding way. Thankfully, GTA showed me the correct path and after a series of high speed car chases and death-defying drive by gun battles I was aware of how the benefits of driving fast and out of supposed legal limits, because how else am I supposed to avoid the cops and rival gangs in my day to day doings? If GTA didnt exist we would... Still be stuck in traffic. And that would suck.