12 WTF Harry Potter Fan-Fictions You Won't Believe Exist

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For those not familiar with the phenomenon that is fan fiction, it’s basically when fans of a certain book, TV show or movie gather in a dark corner of the internet and re-write or add to existing canon through their own stories.

Apparently, it’s been going on since the 1960s within the Star Trek fandom but the best known example is probably E.L. James’s Fifty Shades of Grey which started out life as a Twilight fan fiction before becoming the bored housewife’s reading material of choice.

Like Fifty Shades of Grey, many fan fictions feature A LOT of sex and virtually any subject is fair game – even the pure, innocent characters of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books. How could the magical, whimsical world of Harry Potter possibly be turned into smut? Well, you’d be surprised.

Some of the Harry Potter fan fictions featured here take place purely within the Harry Potter universe while others are crossover efforts that mingle Hogwarts characters with other pop culture icons, and though not all are explicitly sexual the vast majority are. You have been warned.

One last friendly reminder: nothing – absolutely nothing – is sacred in the world of fan fiction, so prepare to be appalled. Very appalled.


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