20 Struggles Of Going On A Blind Date

Where is Cilla Black when you need her? She should be there to accompany the both of you and talk you through your very awkward first date with a complete and utter stranger. Although it seemed like a good idea at the time, the actual date is almost upon you and there's only so much wine you can drink before you meet them without turning up absolutely Voldemortal. Why did you agree to do it? You've either been set up by a friend or you're trying to experience new things; like the world of online dating and despite all of the horrific Catfish stories that you've heard, they'll never happen to you, right? Do you buy a new outfit or will that look like you're trying too hard? What will you do if it's someone that you've already hooked up with before? Do you acknowledge the fact that you've already been there and done that or do you just play it cool and hope that they've forgotten all about you? But then you become angry because how dare they forget you? You're awesome and a hoot and anyone would be lucky to get with you twice, let alone once. Dating can be difficult, but blind dating is just something that you can never prepare yourself for...