2. Miley Cyrus
She's relentlessly twerked and tongued her way into the bad books this year. In fact, Miley Cyrus doesn't even get the naughty list. She's on Santa's calm-the-hell-down-and-stop-being-so-damn-annoying list. Who could forget her MTV Video Music Award performance this year: you know, the one that practically broke the Internet? Rubbing her intimates with a huge foam finger, twerking onto the crotch of Robin Thicke, who appeared to be dressed as a creepy Beetlejuice, and THAT WAGGING TONGUE. JUST, STOP IT WITH THE TONGUE. The Wrecking Ball pop starlet celebrated winning awards by lighting joints at the podium this year and wept on construction equipment completely naked in her music videos. She's completely embracing Christmas this year in the unsurprising Miley fashion: posing in Love magazine's festive promo vid wearing a bodysuit... with a penis drawn on the crotch. Of course, right? No tacky jumpers, tinsel necklaces or paper hats: we all flash our bits at this time of the year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2H2rqOehlI The TONGUE was out again in a video still on Instagram: straddling an edited-in cartoon reindeer. Santa will love that, and if he hasn't been watching this irritating popstar, I'm writing to him myself to make sure she gets nothing but a brisk walk and a good talking to.