Who?: Initially recruited by old pal Davos to bolster Stannis army in the War of the Five Kings, Salladhor Saans quick tongue and cheeky humour make him the most endearing smuggler youre bound to meet this side of Han Solo. Why Should I Love Them?: Despite revelling in the title of a pirate, Salladhor is actually a pretty nice guy (a prime example of this being when he saves a worse-for-wear Davos following the Battle of Blackwater Bay). Say what you want about pirates, Salladhor actually seems pretty reliable if youve got the gold to tempt him into your service. Plus without Salladhor, we wouldn't have everyone's favourite stumpy-handed onion knight.
Most of my time is occupied by reading, staring at a screen, being oppressed by the government and awaiting the return of the Great Old One Cthulhu... I also write a little too.