In life, there are two types of people in this world: those who have seen the television show Twin Peaks and those who are missing out. This article is for both. You see, Twin Peaks is weird. It's weird. Weird stuff happens in it, weird people watch it. David Lynch, he's weird! It's just weird, don't watch it, you wont like it, cos it's weird. Like horses in rooms and scorched motor oil; dancing dwarfs. Giants. One-armed men. Creamed f****** corn! Creamed corn! Just weird. Weird, weird, weird. That's what they used to say, right? Then, those people heard creators of their favourite shows- like True Detective- say it was amazing. They thought: Well, maybe it's not that weird. OR, maybe it doesn't matter. Perhaps I'll give it a try. They opened the box of chocolate bunnies. They joined the Happy Generation. They laughed at themselves for being so negative in the past. Cos, you see, Twin Peaks is amazing. It's amazing. Amazing stuff happens in it. Amazing people watch it. David Lynch, he's amazing! It's just amazing, watch it, you'll love it, cos it's amazing. Like horses in rooms and scorched motor oil; dancing dwarfs. Giants. One-armed men. Creamed f****** corn! Creamed corn! Just amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing. This article is here to showcase the twenty best examples of how and why. So let's make a sharp turn at the corner of Sparkwood and 21, slow down rather than speed up when the traffic light shows amber... and I suppose you should all follow at a discrete distance.
Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.- FBI Special Agent Dale Bartholomew Cooper.
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