Everybody has their own strong opinions of who their favourite Simpsons character is. It can lead to all manner of arguments, disagreements and maybe in extreme cases, a punch-up or two. But when you actually think about it, deciding on your favourite regular Springfieldian is like a parent being told to pick their favourite child. Because Springfield is filled with so many diverse, memorable and superbly funny characters, pinning all your love on a single one is damn near impossible.
You can imagine then the mammoth task of coming up with ultimate list of the 25 best characters to ever grace the 500-plus episodes of The Simpsons would prove to be quite the daunting one. And you’d be right.
I’m playing by four simple rules here. Let me explain them now so we can avoid arguments later. Rule #1: The entire extended Simpsons family are excluded. So that’s no Abe, no Mona, no Patty and Selma and no Jackie Bouvier.
Rule #2: Some characters come in pairs – Lou & Eddie, Kudos & Kang.
Rule #3: No special guest characters, ruling out your Frank Grimes and Hank Scorpios. That can be another list for another time.
And finally, Rule #4: If I can easily remember a character making me laugh, they make the list. If they haven’t, they’re left on the bench. I’ll warn you now this means some ‘popular’ characters have been excluded. It’s a strict formula but it’s effective.
So, get comfortable, grab yourself a Krusty Burger, or if you prefer, one of Apu’s soy dogs, crack open a Duff and let’s begin.
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15 Comments
Pretty much agree with the list, a few characters worth noting:
Smithers
Lionel Hutz
Krabappel
Dr. Nick
Willie
What? No Snake? Boo!!!
Needs more Cletus Spuckler and Fat Tony.
Cletus was in there at one point, but he got replaced by Milhouse. And Fat Tony, he was sitting pretty in the number 5 spot for a while. But I realised I found Rainier Wolfcastle funnier. I had to stick to my strict rules.
What, no Raphael (aka sarcastic clerk or wiseguy)!?!
Hey, Fatty! I’ve got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!
Ruddy superb! Agree whole heartedly! BOSH!
Bravo. Great list, enjoyable read.
No Hutz? “Anyone care to join me for a belt of scotch?” “It’s ten o’clock in the morning” “That’s alright I have slept in days.”
Great list! Small typo regarding Apu’s last name, though.
What, no Nelson? Haw-Haw
Smithers, Dr Nick, Willie, Nelson and Lional Huttz should all be included.
Also you forgot somethin about Skinner, his real name is Armin Tamzarian from Capitol City, he was a Corpral in the Army, the real Seymore Skinner was his Sargent who went MIA, he took on the role of Seymore when he went to Agnes’s house to give her the bad news and has been playing along with him being Skinner despite the fact that she is well aware that he isn’t (She whispers the location of his bedroom shortly after they meet) all this is in the episode “The Principal and the Pauper” where the real Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to springfield.
Willie is an all-time classic character. Ralph needed to be much higher. He by far has the highest ratio of laughs to time on screen. Sideshow Bob should be replaced by Itchy and Scratchy.
My favourite is Ralph. Then Barney and Mr Burns.
Leaving out Nelson is a controversial move, but great list nevertheless, well done mate.
Where’s Barney? One of the funniest characters.