4. Be Slutty
Take a note from Geordie Shore's Gaz, or Geordie Shore's Charlotte, or Geordie Shore's...hell, all of the cast. Sleeping around is a sure fire way to get yourself on to TV. You can do this by just going out and 'tashing on' with as many girls or guys as you can, hoping that one of them will deem your tongue technique worthy of an overnight stay. Although if this is the route you would like to take then I must advise you to be careful and responsible, if you know what I mean. There's nothing that will take the sting out of that tail like a short, sharp dose of the clap. Another way is the Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews 'You're My Friend But I Really Want To Sleep With You' approach. He has wandered around most of Chelsea and left his mark on most of the girls in his social circle. Each of them he has kept around just incase one of them got boring and he could hop to the next. Either of these approaches will put you in the right direction to becoming a Reality TV star. The producers of the show will see you as someone who can bring the much needed, and expected, drama that these shows require. I mean, what would The Hills have been if it wasn't for sex tapes, exploits and arguments caused by all of the above. Believe us. We know what we are talking about*. *Disclaimer: We may not not what we are talking about.