3. Be Transgender
Now I'm not suggesting that if you are happy in your own body you run out and get a penis or a pair of boobies attached just so you can get on TV. No. What I am saying is that if you have been through an experience like this and you have come out the other side of it proud of who you are, and would like to get your story out there AND be famous then you should definitely try out for Big Brother. It is the only formula that has been proven to work. From Nadia being crowned the BB Queen in Big Brother 9 to the newly appointed Big Brother King winner Luke A. You can't go wrong. But learn your lesson from Nadia, never EVER go back in as celebrity. If she is anything to go by, they will hate you and you will cry.