The Simpsons: 5 Characters We Want To See Killed Off

3. Moe

Moe Is Springfield about to be rocked by the suicide that everyone saw coming? Another Hank Azaria-voiced character, it transpires in the 2005 Simpson's episode "Simpsons Christmas Stories" that Moe attempts to kill himself every Christmas Day. In what would be a dark (and serious) storyline for the show's writers, could we finally see Moe go through with his frequent threats to off himself? Moe has an almost non-existent love life due to his perceived ugliness by the opposite sex and is frequently driven up the wall by Bart's crank calls - will he finally snap in season 25? This certainly would be an interesting plot for the writers to pursuit, and would open up a number of questions - who will take over Moe's Tavern? Who will Bart crank call? And where, dear god, will Barney get his Duff from? The depressed bartender has odds of 12/1 to die.
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