10 Things That Would Happen In A Real State Of The WWE Union Address

We the people!

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The audience has spoken. Vince McMahon will continue to run WWE. Unlike presidential term limits, being in control of a company can last decades. These past four years have been tough on us all, but we went with the man we knew who can guide the ship, as opposed to the outsider who is a great unknown. Basically the opposite of the United States’ presidential election results.

Of course, WWE doesn’t have a State of the WWE Union/Universe Address. Vince McMahon does participate in quarterly conference calls with investors, but he never really speaks to the people directly. If he did, though, it would be fascinating.

There is so much on fan’s minds these days when it comes to the future of the company, as many have grown tired of the current product and want to know when things will get better. They want to be assured that the man in charge is listening to them. We’ve seen a lot of positive things happen since his last election victory in 2012, but there are still many hurdles left to climb. Is the 71 year old man up for the job? Or has time passed him by?

Here we take a look at 10 things we would hear if WWE had a State of the Union Address.

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